What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Your mom

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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