- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

I am a women

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So a seal walks into a club.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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