Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Your life

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

8===D

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Women's rights.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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