yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Vagina cream... end of story

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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