A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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