- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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