- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What is green and slow Grass.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

purple pickles

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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