What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Pickles are moist.

Where's my tractor?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What's big and long? My dick.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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