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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What hurts like hell? HELL

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over