- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

YO FACE

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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