Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Lindsay Lohan

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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