- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

knock knock whos there? nobody

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

2 + 2 = 4

Corn Muffins

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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