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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

a. why? b. because

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Justin beiber..

Why can't jokes spit?

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

a. why? b. because

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Justin beiber..

Why can't jokes spit?

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!