- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

kill yourself

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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