- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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