How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Ben Affleck

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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