A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Irish sobriety

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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