- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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