- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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