What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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