Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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whats 7+4? 74

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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