- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

so the weather's nice...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

no.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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