- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

You know what's natural? Bears.

cory

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Penis

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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