- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Justin Bieber

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Cripples are lame.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Women's rights.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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