- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Pickles are moist.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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