- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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robin, get in the car.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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