- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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