masturbating on a tarc bus

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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