Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

mikey is cute

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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