Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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