- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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