What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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