Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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jibby jobby

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