life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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