- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

nothing

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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