- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are you going Your house

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the fish say after he

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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