- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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