What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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kushagra tyagi

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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