- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

what goes boo a sock

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

John Cena

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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