Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Jesus Christ

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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