- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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