- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

don't just stand there

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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