- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How many people live in China? At least ten.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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