- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

The Princess is in another castle

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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