- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

don't just stand there

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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