- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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