What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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womens rights

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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