A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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