- Anti Joke

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?