- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

woman's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Heskey time.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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