Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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