What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Anti Joke

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