- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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