oh hey.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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A bar walks into a man

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Y u do dis?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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