What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

You're a frog

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what came first the chicken or the chips

masturbating on a tarc bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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