What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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