- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the teacher do? He taught.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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