Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Matthew Baker

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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